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Problematik “Tiny Heretic” Pet Hoodie – For Dogs & Cats

Price

$34.88

This black pet hoodie turns your dog or cat into the cutest little agent of chaos the dancefloor has ever seen. Lightweight, quick-dry 100% polyester with a proper hood (because even hellspawn get chilly ears) and tiny ribbed cuffs that actually stay on during zoomies or midnight rituals.


Seven sizes from “pocket demon” to “full-sized void beast,” so your Chihuahua can rock the same energy as your Maine Coon. Black base with black ribs, because Gothic coordination is a love language.


Perfect for cemetery photo shoots, 3 a.m. Cheese Tax raids, or just staring judgmentally at guests from the top of the fridge.

Machine-washable, chaos-proof, and 100% guaranteed to make people whisper “that’s the most metal cat I’ve ever seen.”

Dress your little demon. The apocalypse looks better in matching outfits.


Product features

- 100% soft polyester — strong, durable and quick-drying

- Seven sizes to fit small to larger pets

- Choice of black or white rib and matching seam thread

- Clean ½ inch folded edge for a tailored finish

- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

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