Problematik “Tiny Heretic” Pet Hoodie – For Dogs & Cats
$34.88
This black pet hoodie turns your dog or cat into the cutest little agent of chaos the dancefloor has ever seen. Lightweight, quick-dry 100% polyester with a proper hood (because even hellspawn get chilly ears) and tiny ribbed cuffs that actually stay on during zoomies or midnight rituals.
Seven sizes from “pocket demon” to “full-sized void beast,” so your Chihuahua can rock the same energy as your Maine Coon. Black base with black ribs, because Gothic coordination is a love language.
Perfect for cemetery photo shoots, 3 a.m. Cheese Tax raids, or just staring judgmentally at guests from the top of the fridge.
Machine-washable, chaos-proof, and 100% guaranteed to make people whisper “that’s the most metal cat I’ve ever seen.”
Dress your little demon. The apocalypse looks better in matching outfits.
Product features
- 100% soft polyester — strong, durable and quick-drying
- Seven sizes to fit small to larger pets
- Choice of black or white rib and matching seam thread
- Clean ½ inch folded edge for a tailored finish
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
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