Based Batty GACC Bureau of Investigation Can Coozie – Double-Sided Edition

Goths Against Cancel Culture brings you the ultimate sipping shield: the Based Batty GACC Bureau of Investigation double-sided can coozie. One side rocks the full GACC logo—dark, defiant, and ready to stare down any cancel-culture informant. Flip it over for the official Based Batty GACC Bureau of Investigation seal: wings spread, badge gleaming, because sometimes you gotta investigate who's trying to ruin the vibe.

Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions? More like add a personal threat to anyone who dares interrupt your drink. This high-grade synthetic rubber coozie keeps your cans (regular or slim) ice-cold while your hands stay toasty—perfect for bringing along to weekend-long industrial music Fest where a Dark Force may be present ;) midnight porch doom-scrolling, or just warding off the normies at the nightclub who think "problematic" is still an insult.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.