Goths Against Cancel Culture "Salty Tea Party Sipper" – 11oz & 15oz Black Mugs

Welcome to the only tea party where the brew is blacker than your soul and the tears are 100% organic, free-range, and harvested fresh from the professionally offended. This matte-black mug is your official chalice for sipping the exquisite vintage of cancel-culture crocodile tears while the mob clutches pearls in the distance. Choose your vessel by the day’s outrage forecast: 11oz for when the drama’s just a light drizzle of tears in r/Goth, 15oz when the entire subreddit’s parents’ basements are flooding with fresh, premium-grade cancellation salt.

GACC logo on one side, Problematik on the other, for a double dose of salty goodness. Fill it with coffee thick as midnight, tea dark as betrayal, or straight saline from the latest public execution. Every pull reminds you: we’re all mad here, but at least we’re not pretending to be saints. The rim is perfectly sized for smirking at outrage threads, and the ceramic holds heat long enough to warm your cold, cancelled heart.

Dishwasher-safe, microwave-approved, and engineered to make every witch-hunt taste 40% more delicious. Refills encouraged. Virtue-signaling prohibited.

Goths Against Cancel Culture x Problematik – because getting dragged is temporary, but style is eternal. Drink their tears. Stay uncancelled.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe