Goths Against Cancel Culture "Salty Tea Party Sipper" – 11oz & 15oz Black Mugs

Welcome to the only tea party where the brew is blacker than your soul and the tears are 100% organic, free-range, and harvested fresh from the professionally offended. This matte-black mug is your official chalice for sipping the exquisite vintage of cancel-culture crocodile tears while the mob clutches pearls in the distance. Choose your vessel by the day’s outrage forecast: 11oz for when the drama’s just a light drizzle of tears in r/Goth, 15oz when the entire subreddit’s parents’ basements are flooding with fresh, premium-grade cancellation salt.

Fill it with coffee thick as midnight, tea dark as betrayal, or straight saline from the latest public execution. Every pull reminds you: we’re all mad here, but at least we’re not pretending to be saints. The rim is perfectly sized for smirking at outrage threads, and the ceramic holds heat long enough to warm your cold, cancelled heart.

Dishwasher-safe, microwave-approved, and engineered to make every witch-hunt taste 40% more delicious. Refills encouraged. Virtue-signaling prohibited.

Goths Against Cancel Culture – because getting dragged is temporary, but style is eternal. Drink their tears. Stay uncancelled.

Product features

- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish

- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes

- Vibrant, high-resolution print that contrasts on black glaze

- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable hold

- Microwave and dishwasher safe; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap