Based Batty's Soy Boy Tears – Scentled Soy Candle

GACC's official mascot has arrived to haunt your space in the most chill way possible. This isn't some fragile soy-boy soy candle that melts at the first whiff of wrongthink — oh wait, it literally is 100% soy wax. But unlike those fragile types who cry "problematic!" and demand apologies, Based Batty just sits there being unapologetically based, filling your crypt (or bedroom) with soft, clean, calming vibes that say "cancel culture can kiss my wings."

Light it up when the normies are trying to police your playlist, or gift it to that one friend still brave enough to wear fishnets in 2026 without a trigger warning. Available in multiple scents because goths who hate cancel culture appreciate variety and diversity (unlike the censors). Burn bright, stay based, and remember: in the war on fun, Based Batty refuses to apologize for existing.

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US